It has been reported that Kevin Durant will announce his decision on where he will play next season sometime on Monday. Monday as many of you know is the 4th of July. The 4th of July is a day for celebrating with family and appreciating our nations independence; not for NBA free agency. Instead of enjoying this day he will force many to NBA insiders to spend all day on the phone or in the studio,and fans to be upset if he doesn’t choose their team. People will be buried in their phones instead of celebrating with their friends and families. Is he trying take the attention away from America on its birthday. It certainly seems like it. He could’ve announced his decision anytime this week to avoid conflicting with one of the most important holidays of the year. Instead he specifically chose July 4th to break fans hearts and rub his money in every citizen’s face. It almost seems like Kevin Durant hates America. As a result we should all protest his decision, no one should acknowledge his decision until July 5th, a much more appropriate date. As an Olympian who competes for our country he should know how disrespectful this comes across.

We at the doubleheader are patriots and love America. We will not allow Kevin Durant to take over July 4th. We will not be addressing the decision until July 5th.

God Bless The United States of America!!


(This was Satire, We don’t actually think Kevin Durant hates America)

My prediction is he signs a one year deal with OKC